Friday, August 14, 2020

Cool Dad Chronicles: Raising A Large Son with Facts, Logic, and REason

 

A lot has changed since my last blog post (but not my CPAP filter lol), including the birth of my large son Arthur. He’s almost a year old and has the head circumference of a hefty toddler, so its past time I start chronicling my efforts to be a “cool dad." Part of being a parent is being flexible, so I’m not going to conform to any format or style, but will probably just write about fun stuff Arthur and I do and maybe offer some tips for my fans who are or may become parents.  

“Some rise at dawn to face tha day. Leaders rise before dawn to shape it.” 

"Some rise at dawn to face tha day. Leaders rise before dawn to shape it." Such is a quote I made up and attributed to myself and Arthur’s Uncle Buffalo, who also rises early. I use this line to encourage Arthur to be a morning person like yours truly. We like to get up around 5:30-6 so we can get outside before its too hot. Arthur usually has breakfast in bed with his mom, then starts trying to climb out the window until I come get him. When we get downstairs, I point to my mug and tell him I’m drinking “covfefe.” As a baby, Arthur has no context, so I’m hoping he thinks that’s what its really called, which will be funny when he starts talking and people think he’s making a Drumpf reference.

With my covfefe in one hand and Arthur in the other, we step out onto the front stoop and start saying “Good morning,” to whatever is in my line of sight. I used to always start with “Good morning, Stump” because we had a stump in our yard, but we recently mulched that, so now we usually start with “Good morning, mulch pile.” We then say good morning to the no parking sign, the evergreen tree, Sturdy Gertie and Llamrei (our cars), the ADT sign, and the iron railing. Arthur likes to waive as we say good morning, and I am hoping that this practice helps him develop good “SitAw,” or situational awareness, which is important in networking tactics (e.g., identifying a bigwig to gladhand and navigating obstacles to get within range).

Arthur gets really excited if a bus drives by or somebody is out walking a dog. He also gets really excited for trash day. I like to think that’s because I’ve taught him that trash day is a time for reflection about the cycle of life, and a symbol of renewal, but it might be that he likes the noises and activity. We always waive to the trashmen as they go about their tasks, and their invariably friendly and give us big grins and waves. I was so moved recently by their friendliness and hard work that I wrote an email to the County Board Chair to compliment our garbagemen, who forwarded it on to the County Manager.  I am hoping that Arthur learns from the garbagemen how to be friendly while also working hard.