Twitter is what I got

I heard the Sublime song What I Got this morning, and it reminded me of twitter, so I changed the lyrics!

Early in the morning

Rising to the street

Fire me up my twitter machine

And I check out all the tweets

Got to check the updates

Updates for whats going on

Got to find the updates

And all the newest emoticons

I got a new iphone

And my feed never lies

I can see the latest news

When there’s a motherfucking riot

Twitter aint too short

140 characters is what you got

Cause you might get long-winded

Or you might use too many dots

Never type no static

I just get it off my chest

Never had a status

That was not my clever best

Take a small example

Take a tip from me

Use social media to raise money

For your favorite charity

Twitter is what I got

My phone’s in my reach

And the Amacian style’s

Still straight from Wescoe Beach

It all comes on your feed

Finna get what you deserve

Try and read my twitter

It’s bound to be absurd

Twitter’s what I got

IHNC about riots

You’ll feel it when

My dancing gets hot

Tweeting is what I got

I said remember that

Twitter is what I got

Twitter is what I got

I said tweet about that

Twitter is what I got

That’s why I don’t cry

When my dog runs away

I don’t get angry cause

Twitter don’t make me pay

I just send updates

When I'm feeling hot

Or open a bottle

Of some nice rolling rock

Tweeting, updating

It’s all the same

Livin with social media’s

The only way to stay sane

Let the tweeting,

Let the tweeting come back to me

Tweeting is what I got

I said remember that…